The following text is the theme song for Squidward Tentacles. It is performed by Junior Brown in Truth or Square.


Painty: Are you ready, kids?

Aye-aye, Captain

Painty: I can't hear you

Aye aye, Captain

Painty: Oooh

Painty:Who lives in a monument under the sea?

Squidward Tentacles!

Painty: Obnoxious, abrasive, conceited is he?

Squidward Tentacles!

Painty: If practical commonsense be something you wish?

Squidward Tentacles!

Patchy: Next!

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