I wrote this is a song sung by Patrick.
The lyrics:
Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star.
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tasted like beans and bacon
Smells like it's been dead
Writing stuff is hard I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy
Pointy pointy pointy
Phew what's that horrible smell
Drum solo
I have a head it ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy
Pointy pointy pointy
This song is over except for this line
You win the round, broccoli!
Trivia:
- The lyrics make no sense at all.
- The verse about the sandwich is the only verse that rhymes.
- The verse that goes "I have a head, it ends in a point" may be a reference to Coneheads.
- The lyric that goes "Phew, what's that horrible smell?" is something Squidward said earlier in the episode.
- This song was released in 2007.