Jack Kahuna Laguna is a perfect character in SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One. His nickname is JKL. He was voiced by Johnny Depp. He lives in a grass hut on Kahmamoku Cove. He has a very very very long surfboard. He told SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward about the Big One and that one of them had to sacrifice himself. Finally he was the sacrifice, but before the Big One ate him, he said, "I was born to do this". He survived the Big One and joined a party with SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, etc. He also saved Cashy among his many achievements.
His instructions for perfect surfing[]
- Just keep breathing
- Stare into a fire all night, and the secrets will be revealed
- Watch him surf for two and a half hours
Other info[]
- He may be a fish, or a merman, like Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
- SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward shouldn't have believed Twitch about JKL. According to Twitch, they made JKL's legend up. He clearly said, "We say that legend says that JKL was last seen at Kahmamoku Cove, where every wave is perfect." (see the transcript for SpongeBob vs. the Big One)