"Yeah!"
Squidward
Squidward Q. Tentacles (born October 9, 1977) is a green octopus that lives in Bikini Bottom. He is the next-door neighbor of SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star. He hates SpongeBob and Patrick because they always annoy him. He works at the Krusty Krab too. He is the cashier at the Krusty Krab. He is 43 and is very mature. He likes to play his Clarinet and is an artist. He used to have long yellow hair but then they fell off when he was at the Krusty Krab. His rival is Squilliam Fancyson.
Absences[]
Season 1: 9 Episodes
- Tea at the Treedome
- Ripped Pants
- Hall Monitor
- Suds
- Arrgh!
- Rock Bottom
- Walking Small
- Neptune's Spatula
- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II
Season 2: 11 Episodes
- Life of Crime
- Survival of the Idiots
- Dumped
- No Free Rides
- I'm Your Biggest Fanatic
- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III
- Squirrel Jokes
- Gary Takes a Bath
- The Secret Box
- Jellyfish Hunter
- The Fry Cook Games
Season 3: 7 Episodes
- SpongeGuard on Duty
- The Bully
- Nasty Patty
- Doing Time
- No Weenies Allowed
- Rock-A-Bye Bivalve
- New Student Starfish
Season 4: 3 Episodes
Season 5: 8 Episodes
- Rise and Shine
- Roller Cowards
- The Donut of Shame
- The Krusty Plate
- Pat No Pay
- BlackJack
- The Inmates of Summer
- To Save a Squirrel
Season 6: 12 Episodes
- Nautical Novice
- A Life in a Day
- Plankton's Regular
- The Slumber Party
- Porous Pockets
- Krusty Krushers
- The Card
- Ditchin'
- Shuffleboarding
- Overbooked
- Sand Castles in the Sand
- Shell Shocked
Season 7: 7 Episodes
- A Pal for Gary
- Back to the Past
- The Bad Guy Club for Villains
- One Coarse Meal
- Gary in Love
- The Cent of Money
- Tunnel of Glove
Season 8: 6 Episodes
- The Hot Shot
- Mooncation
- Plankton's Good Eye
- Barnacle Face
- House Sittin' for Sandy
- Glove World R.I.P.
Season 9: 5 Episodes
- Extreme Spots
- Bumper to Bumper
- Jailbreak!
- Sandy's Nutmare
- Snail Mail
Season 10: 4 Episodes
- Plankton Gets the Boot
- Burst Your Bubble
- The Getaway
- Don't Wake Patrick
Season 11: 13 Episodes
- Teacher's Pests
- Don't Feed the Clowns
- Old Man Patrick
- Doodle Dimension
- Moving Bubble Bass
- My Leg!
- Shopping List
- Krusty Kleaners
- Patnocchio
- Library Cards
- Surf N' Turf
- The Night Patty
- Girls' Night Out
Season 12
- FarmerBob
- King Plankton
- Stormy Weather
- Swamp Mates
- Karen's Baby
- Handemonium
- The Goofy Newbie
- Knock Knock, Who's There?
- Lighthouse Louie
- A Cabin in the Kelp
- Escape from Beneath Glove World